The True Asian Test is a parody of the Rice Purity Test.
Caution: If you score below 90% you bring dishonour to your family.
Click on every item you have done.
Don't wear shoes in the house?
Eat rice nearly every single day?
Drink warm/hot water in the morning?
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Did tutoring in Primary School?
Did tutoring in High School?
Played Maplestory/LoL/Dota/CS/Starcraft when you were younger?
Got your ass beat with an assortment of everyday items ?
Eat sandwiches using a plastic bag or tissue paper to protect your hands?
Have a rice cooker?
Went to Saturday Language school?
Know piano/violin or cello?
Have a stash of plastic bags in the house?
Watched Anime (Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, Avatar the Last Airbender)?
Can't have a girlfriend/boyfriend until you're in your late 20s?
Have a curfew?
Watched La Bi Xiao Xin/ Jjanggu/ Crayon Shin-chan as a kid? (Fun Fact: The Japanese version was the original one)
Have a small white fluffy dog?
Gave away presents that you were gifted?
Still ask your parents for permission to go out?
Speak fluently in your mother tongue?
Fluently speak, read and write in mother language?
Study medicine engineering or law?
Lied about your marks?
Only buy things that are on sale/discounted?
Had a bowl cut as a child?
Wore matching outfits with your siblings?
Most of your mates are Asian?
Eat chips/snacks with chopsticks?
Go back to the mother land more than 3 times a year?
Speak more mother language than English?
Speak your dialect fluently?
Drink tea with random shit in it everyday?
Know mother country's national anthem?
Drink/eat random shit to improve your health?
Do stretches every morning?
Lived in mother country for the majority of your life?
Wear a sun visor ?
Like your preserved foods?
Get lectured by your parents on the daily?
Cut up small pieces of fruit for your family/friends?
Have a random mark on your upper arm area?
Get Asian Flush after consuming a drop of alcohol (*cough cough* use code "TAT" with iBlush to get 15% off and not turn tomato red)?
Went to tutoring before primary school?
"Boil" your feet every night?
Know how to play Mahjong/Go-Stop?
Prefer to use chopsticks rather than a knife and fork?
Send random articles from Wechat/Kakaotalk to family/friends?
Had a pet fish/rabbit?
Lied about your age for cheaper tickets/entry?
Have a heavy wooly floral duvet/blanket?
Played with Yugioh/Pokemon cards?
Believe in random superstitions such as optimal furniture placement/chopstick placement in rice?
Celebrate most major traditional events?
Watch videos/shows while you eat?
Your parents compare you with your friends/relatives (the Kevin's/Jessica's down the street)?
Have never heard your parents say they're proud of you/they love you?
Do crazy remedial tricks when you're sick/injured (eg. cupping, coining, thumb pricking)?
Swear in your mother language?
Bring a wheely shopping trolley when you go shopping (the more colourful the better)?
Save sauce packets/napkins from restaurants?
Don't use the dishwasher?
Have bad eyesight because "you're on the computer too much"?
Are guilty of putting up the peace sign for photos?
Do swirley pen tricks with your hand like the cool nerd you are?
Your parents/friends have a highkey offensive nickname for you?
Have/had an unhealthy obsession with instant noodles?
Your parents show their affection by cutting up small pieces of fruit for you?
Eat certain foods to 'cool down' or 'heat up' your body?
Can do the asian squat properly (that means feet flat on the floor)?
Feel like you've sinned if you don't get top marks?
Get interrogated about your whereabouts/who you were with when you go out?
Slap the shit out of watermelons to pick the best one?
Get money on New Years but your parents 'save' it for you?
Drank milk religiously to grow taller?
Are lactose intolerant (but that doesn't stop you from consuming dairy - Boba/Bubble Tea )?
Still live with your parents?
Listen/ed to K-pop/C-pop/J-pop?
Fight over paying the bill?
Did/Do mostly science and maths subjects (asian 5)?
Went on a trip to Japan/Korea/China after High School?
Arrive at the airport hours before you're meant to?
Have a skincare routine?
Don't look your age at all (asians don't raisin)?
Watched the og asian youtubers (JkFilms, NigaHiga, Michelle Phan, Freddiew, KevJumba, Blogilates, Timothy Delaghetto, Wong Fu)?
Felt actual fear when mom was on the way home and you forgot to cook the rice/defrost the meat/clean the house?
Ugly cried when you were younger while learning musical instruments/studied?
Spent a good amount of your childhood staring at the lobster tank at restaurants and/or the grocery store?
Your score:
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